I apologize for the really bad pun the title today, but after reading that I intended to do a bitters post, you should have seen it coming. Or maybe you don’t even know what bitters are, and then that is awesome. First, my goal is to convince anyone that doesn’t have at least one bottle of bitters in their house to go get one. Second, if you already have bitters, maybe I can provide a delicious recipe or two for you.
Bitters, essentially, are herbal essence infused spirits. However, they typically have a very, very strong flavor. Most drink recipes that call for bitters measure the amount in dashes, not ounces. So clearly we are dealing with some heavy drink-altering flavors. Bitters come in a variety of flavors, but I’ll preface the list with my favorite: angostura bitters. To me, they really taste like a pre-WWI bar in a fledgling metropolis. I know, it sounds silly. However, there is something pleasingly old fashioned about them, and they really do create a drink that sets itself apart from what you’re going to get at a typical bar. Besides my favorite, bitter flavors include orange, peach, mint, cherry, blood orange, lemon, and more. This is a major problem with bitters; once you get one bottle, you’ll want to get more. Check out this post over at Kaiser Penguin if you don’t believe me. Due to a variety of other expensive hobbies, I’ve managed to limit myself to the Angostura and Orange.
Originally they were created as a magical herbal cure for all things from aches to upset stomachs. Now, I wouldn’t be one to question the medical accuracy of any 1800s medicine man, but I will take a moment to thank them. Of course, what you want to know is how to make good drinks with your new toy, right? Well, let’s start simple.
Bittered Lemonade [Booze free!]
If you read Wikipedia article on bitters, you’ve already seen this one. Though they cite it with sparkling lemonade, and thus call it a Campbell, you can use any kind of lemonade you have handy. Really it is something to be tried; the added complexity makes an already great drink (what? lemonade is awesome) even better, and takes a little of that sweetness down. To note, while I have tagged it booze free at the top, angostura bitters do contain alcohol. However, the quantity in the bitters vs the size of the drink means the total alcohol percentage is damn close to 0%.
- Three dashes of your favorite bitters, I recommend Angostura
- Lemonade of your choice (Angostura and pink lemonades make a great rust color)
- Ice
- Glass: Whatever! It is lemonade, and should go in a glass that reminds you of summer. No bigger than12oz, though, or you’ll need to adjust the bitters.
Scofflaw
This cocktail’s name has a rich heritage, and I think the story was just too good not to include the drink here. Back in 1923, Delcevare King started a contest. You see, he was a member of the Anti-Saloon League, and invited people to submit a word that could be used to describe a person who drinks illegally. Well, in January of 1924, it was announced that two people (Henry I. Dale and Kate L. Butler) both sent in the winning word “scofflaw”. In just under a week, Harry’s New York Bar in Paris has developed a new drink, and they named her “Scofflaw”.
- 1 oz whiskey
- 1 oz dry vermouth
- 1/4 oz lemon juice
- Dash grenadine
- Dash Angostura Orange Bitters
- Ice, stir
- Glass: Cocktail
- Garnish: Orange twist, though I wouldn’t worry too much about this if you aren’t entertaining.
Whiskey Sour, also the Drink of the Day
One of my all time favorite drinks is a whiskey sour. Not the crappy kind you get from a generic bar, but a real one made with care. Also, most of the ingredients are something you probably already have at home. The only exception would be the bitters, and the whole point of this post is to get you to buy some. This simple recipe can be tailored a variety of ways to fit different tastes, so feel free to experiment with the ratios below, or maybe even add something new! However, if you stumble across a gem, let me know in the comments.
- 1/2oz fresh lime juice (or lemon, squeezed if you can or bottled if you can’t)
- 1/2oz simple syrup (google it, make some. 10 minutes making it will last you months)
- 1 egg white (just the white; keep the yellow out of your shaker)
- 2oz whiskey
- Shake all of the above with no ice really, really hard. This lets that egg white work the magic and create a silky, foamy texture
- Add ice, shake more. The longer you can shake, the better the foamy goodness will be.
- Pour in to glass, add two dashes bitters (again, I recommend Angostura)
- Glass: Old Fashioned or Highball
Hopefully you’ve learned a little bit about premium cocktails, and how to make something vastly superior to the bar at [insert local generic restaurant] for you to enjoy and impress your friends with. Bitters are a great addition to many cocktails, so try new things with them, and don’t be afraid if the results don’t always work. Without a bit of adventuring and experimenting, you won’t find that recipe your friends keep coming over to try. After all, if you don’t impress them with drinks they’ll probably leave you for someone cooler. Seriously, watch out.



